April Fools Day on Internet

youtube:

we are going to close until 2023 and going to select the best video ever
google:

you can now smell your computer screen
gmail:

everything is the same but IN BLUE
google maps:

lets go on a treasure hunt
tumblr:

mishamishamishamishamisha
deviantart:

find you soulmate <3
pewdiepie:

i am going to focus on my make up and fashion abilities

janecrocker:

IT WASN’T FUNNY BUT THEN I SCROLLED DOWN

IT WASN’T FUNNY BUT THEN I SCROLLED DOWN

hunewm:

bluntedanimehunk:

internetlaureate:

bluntedanimehunk:

why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging

No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No.

um

Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time

uM

hometalia-that-is-all:

nekrfa:

i like how its englAND scotLAND ireLAND

wales

Every family has a Rebel

(Source: mewiln)

sweet-land-of-libertea:

Cover art for Kabuko’s new release. (言､言 ) (6､6 )

source: pixiv

Happenings in my house

Dad:

Don't put the new knives in the dishwasher, okay?
Me:

Why?
Dad:

Because you'll blunt them
Brother:

Oh, did you hear that laddie, he said we'll blunt the knives!
Dad:

...what
Me:

BLUNT THE KNIVES, BEND THE FORKS
Brother:

SMASH THE BOTTLES AND BURN THE CORKS
Dad:

... no

solluxtopus:

pixiusmaximus:

solluxtopus:

whenever youre sad imagine your icon descending from the heavens and gently whispering “ding dong what is wrong” in your ear

WHY DID I EVER THINK MAKING THIS POST WAS A GOOD IDEA

(Source: mond0)

cryingbecausemerlin:

the funny thing about tumblr is we all wanna be friends but we dont know how to be